Texts From Last Night · KMM19's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry afi88 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

KMM19's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(541): View more from Oregon

I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.

Fav 16 7727 1239
share tweet
(205): View more from Alabama

it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"

Fav 14 2701 993
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(801): View more from Utah

Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.

Fav 46 20095 2060
share tweet
(904): View more from Florida

Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.

Fav 49 9826 1848
share tweet
(603): View more from New Hampshire

Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.

Fav 32 18760 1880
share tweet
(973): View more from New Jersey

we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had

Fav 18 6874 888
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(203): View more from Connecticut

You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.

Fav 13 6146 1503
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(860): View more from Connecticut

you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.

Fav 16 8867 1749
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT