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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way

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(661): View more from California

He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.

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(516): View more from New York

I spy something regrettable...

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Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.

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(760): View more from California

I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.

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(801): View more from Utah

I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.

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(631): View more from New York

So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone

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(913): View more from Kansas

She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.

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