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(312): View more from Illinois

I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool

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(47): View more from Norway

Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van

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(619): View more from California

I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.

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(585): View more from New York

I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?

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(330): View more from Ohio

dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless

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(206): View more from Washington

You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.

(360): View more from Washington

1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real

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(323): View more from California

Put some vodka in it

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Its 7am

(323): View more from California

put some vodka in it

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