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(720): View more from Colorado

Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?

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(817): View more from Texas

We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.

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Braid them armpits, sister.

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(906): View more from Michigan

Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.

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(850): View more from Florida

I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.

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(313): View more from Michigan

When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.

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(208): View more from Idaho

If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.

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