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(518): View more from New York

i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock

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(801): View more from Utah

I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time

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(847): View more from Illinois

u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden

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(845): View more from New York

You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.

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