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(757): View more from Virginia

you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.

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(801): View more from Utah

Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.

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(850): View more from Florida

He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"

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(585): View more from New York

that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....

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(214): View more from Texas

You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....

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(325): View more from Texas

Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???

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