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(703): View more from Virginia

Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

no. you can't hotbox the world.

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(440): View more from Ohio

We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.

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(802): View more from Vermont

and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?

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not the response he usually gets im sure.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.

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(734): View more from Michigan

So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.

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You're 20.

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IT'S BUILD A BEAR!

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