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(212): View more from New York

Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?

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(407): View more from Florida

I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.

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(585): View more from New York

The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.

(908): View more from New Jersey

I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???

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(616): View more from Michigan

Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough

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(304): View more from West Virginia

She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."

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(312): View more from Illinois

Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...

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