Texts From Last Night · alyshayo's Favorites

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(513): View more from Ohio

the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!

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(850): View more from Florida

Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.

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(678): View more from Georgia

He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?

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(619): View more from California

Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich

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(347): View more from New York

just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.

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(817): View more from Texas

God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist

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