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(708): View more from Illinois

youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for

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Umm you met him three days ago....

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I said what I said

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(904): View more from Florida

He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.

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(209): View more from California

he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.

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(770): View more from Georgia

my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad

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(970): View more from Colorado

do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?

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