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(514): View more from Quebec

What happened to chicks over dicks?

(1-514): View more from Quebec

That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..

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(702): View more from Nevada

did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???

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(310): View more from California

if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right

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(703): View more from Virginia

you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell

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(856): View more from New Jersey

My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.

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(530): View more from California

Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'

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