Texts From Last Night · hardmbe's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry weenah hasn't picked any favorites yet.

hardmbe's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(616): View more from Michigan

Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.

(1-616): View more from Michigan

Dude that's a hat trick!

(616): View more from Michigan

I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.

Fav 8 1937 636
share tweet
(612): View more from Minnesota

Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there

Fav 5 1198 685
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(586): View more from Michigan

you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer

(1-586): View more from Michigan

Ok let me change into clothes i can run in

Fav 10 3170 954
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(408): View more from California

She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit

(1-408): View more from California

I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards

Fav 9 2047 926
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT