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I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend

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Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.

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you asked me how to turn on the ladder

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was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??

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HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING

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ok first of all what the fuck

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Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers

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One time!! I like sex and food....

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Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.

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I was not expecting that analogy.

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No one ever expects that analogy.

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when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.

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