Texts From Last Night · miss_bitch042's Favorites

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(416): View more from Toronto

I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.

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(646): View more from New York

its my first week of college and i have a UTI

(718): View more from New York

not easy being a whore now is it

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(518): View more from New York

I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I only kidnapped one of them. chill

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(303): View more from Colorado

if i can run in heels then i can drive

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(352): View more from Florida

Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.

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And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.

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(416): View more from Ontario

you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again

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