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(870): View more from Arkansas

Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.

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(813): View more from Florida

my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me

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(702): View more from Nevada

whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.

(410): View more from Maryland

engineering majors are such efficient drunks.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."

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(831): View more from California

she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?

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(530): View more from California

I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.

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