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Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.

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(913): View more from Kansas

His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.

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(256): View more from Alabama

On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?

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(907): View more from Alaska

Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say

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(206): View more from Washington

Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.

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(512): View more from Texas

I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line

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(843): View more from South Carolina

IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did

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