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Are you still giving blowjobs?

(1-850): View more from Florida

Who is this?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip

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(205): View more from Alabama

I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over

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(765): View more from Indiana

I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.

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(352): View more from Florida

i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE

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(949): View more from California

Getting food. Want anything?

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Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce

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(757): View more from Virginia

At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

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(314): View more from Missouri

Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?

(636): View more from Missouri

our generation is not ready to get married

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