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(734): View more from Michigan

He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.

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(631): View more from New York

Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"

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(503): View more from Oregon

If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family

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(330): View more from Ohio

Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Come find me please? Im in a ditch.

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That doesn't help me much...

(604): View more from British Columbia

I'm right under the moon!

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(801): View more from Utah

Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.

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Really* awful people.

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(815): View more from Illinois

drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.

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