Texts From Last Night · Chcyo7's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry jhlax hasn't picked any favorites yet.

Chcyo7's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(616): View more from Michigan

if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.

Fav 1 871 491
share tweet
(256): View more from Alabama

I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.

Fav 0 707 500
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(302): View more from Delaware

apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.

Fav 3 1167 523
share tweet
(216): View more from Ohio

then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value

Fav 3 1221 623
share tweet
(219): View more from Indiana

You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.

Fav 3 1364 659
share tweet
(616): View more from Michigan

so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy

(313): View more from Michigan

Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle

Fav 5 1373 641
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(978): View more from Massachusetts

This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"

Fav 4 1461 621
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(646): View more from New York

Is 1:30 too early for the bar?

(718): View more from New York

Do you want my opinion or society's?

(646): View more from New York

I want your company

Fav 4 1861 668
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT