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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.

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(+61): View more from Australia

If tits could talk, mine would be bragging

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag

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(914): View more from New York

The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse

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(740): View more from Ohio

i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....

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(316): View more from Kansas

I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.

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(214): View more from Texas

I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.

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