Texts From Last Night · t_bren's Favorites

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(862): View more from New Jersey

The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment

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(850): View more from Florida

Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?

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(519): View more from Ontario

I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots

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(270): View more from Kentucky

You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.

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(607): View more from New York

I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...

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(502): View more from Kentucky

You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen

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(786): View more from Florida

What vodka is american?

(1-786): View more from Florida

Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.

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