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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.

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(256): View more from Alabama

It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.

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(206): View more from Washington

As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.

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(404): View more from Georgia

After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"

(404): View more from Georgia

I come from her. Holy hell.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.

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(517): View more from Michigan

And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.

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