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Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.

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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.

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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once

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