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(519): View more from Ontario

You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.

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(623): View more from Arizona

He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video

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(440): View more from Ohio

Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.

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(716): View more from New York

Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."

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(785): View more from Kansas

I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants

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(470): View more from Georgia

You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.

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