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(949): View more from California

It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building

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(480): View more from Arizona

A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.

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(415): View more from California

I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?

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(207): View more from Maine

Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.

(603): View more from New Hampshire

OMG THAT WAS YOU?!

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(517): View more from Michigan

I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...

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(859): View more from Kentucky

did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring

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