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(229): View more from Georgia

I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.

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(703): View more from Virginia

You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.

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(419): View more from Ohio

So... How much of our rent is drug money?

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(937): View more from Ohio

I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine

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(210): View more from Texas

Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?

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(650): View more from California

future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.

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(416): View more from Toronto

so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness

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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night

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