Texts From Last Night · bhinks's Favorites

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina

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(407): View more from Florida

How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face

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(206): View more from Washington

Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.

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(940): View more from Texas

Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"

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