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(914): View more from New York

I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...

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(201): View more from New Jersey

why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall

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(203): View more from Connecticut

He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.

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(757): View more from Virginia

if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby

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(773): View more from Illinois

I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

therell be strippers and coke right?

(703): View more from Virginia

no strippers. just coke.

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i hate this fuckin recession

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(440): View more from Ohio

Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.

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(334): View more from Alabama

I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.

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