Texts From Last Night · heydory's Favorites

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(831): View more from California

I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺

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(805): View more from California

I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.

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(516): View more from New York

I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.

(985): View more from Louisiana

I feel like you're wasting time.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

That was super inconsiderate of me

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(303): View more from Colorado

Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.

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(917): View more from New York City

True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.

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