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(847): View more from Illinois

Pappa wants mamma naked

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(505): View more from New Mexico

My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.

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(773): View more from Illinois

i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck

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(970): View more from Colorado

The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.

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(303): View more from Colorado

My friends, they love my intelligence

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(415): View more from California

Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99

(415): View more from California

Recession joke.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."

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