Texts From Last Night · ejk_81's Favorites

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(502): View more from Kentucky

update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."

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(804): View more from Virginia

She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch

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(248): View more from Michigan

i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.

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(912): View more from Georgia

Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony

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