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(917): View more from New York City

I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried

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(408): View more from California

Dude, that was like bongs ago.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Whore are you.

(301): View more from Maryland

Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?

(202): View more from Washington, DC

Yes.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time

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(203): View more from Connecticut

the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.

(248): View more from Michigan

Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.

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