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(502): View more from Kentucky

Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.

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(905): View more from Ontario

yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds

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(253): View more from Washington

Pants off. Spirits lifted.

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(619): View more from California

I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?

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(212): View more from New York

LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.

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(214): View more from Texas

I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.

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(330): View more from Ohio

We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.

(330): View more from Ohio

It's hard to explain...

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