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(440): View more from Ohio

Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried

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(503): View more from Oregon

My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England

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(910): View more from North Carolina

so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.

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