Texts From Last Night · GlassOlives's Favorites

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"

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(203): View more from Connecticut

How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church

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(410): View more from Maryland

Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey

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(330): View more from Ohio

This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.

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