Texts From Last Night · mamabare's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry dpcherry hasn't picked any favorites yet.

mamabare's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(613): View more from Ontario

Sorry, I don't speak sober.

Fav 8 4483 936
share tweet
(317): View more from Indiana

Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?

Fav 31 8592 2357
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(706): View more from Georgia

You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....

Fav 10 4070 1115
share tweet
(307): View more from Wyoming

Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.

Fav 17 6672 1372
share tweet
(778): View more from British Columbia

Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?

Fav 7 4488 1131
share tweet
(317): View more from Indiana

having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween

Fav 8 3331 1064
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will

Fav 6 2446 1108
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(330): View more from Ohio

Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.

Fav 9 5001 1412
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT