Texts From Last Night · 757love's Favorites

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(510): View more from California

Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"

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(440): View more from Ohio

WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!

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(563): View more from Iowa

I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.

(601): View more from Mississippi

Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly

(901): View more from Tennessee

...are you coming on to me?

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(631): View more from New York

Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.

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(760): View more from California

coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence

(202): View more from Washington, DC

That burning is chlamydia

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(815): View more from Illinois

He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.

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