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(702): View more from Nevada

Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.

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(779): View more from Illinois

I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs

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(518): View more from New York

That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.

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Who is this?!????

(518): View more from New York

That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.

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The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.

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(443): View more from Maryland

He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".

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(913): View more from Kansas

He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.

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(229): View more from Georgia

He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.

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