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(415): View more from California

If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will

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He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila

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Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.

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No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.

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See now that sounds like drunk Katie.

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(415): View more from California

He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.

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