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So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.

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I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.

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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila

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(214): View more from Texas

I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.

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I have the flu.

(214): View more from Texas

I don't give a shit

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(423): View more from Tennessee

It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.

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