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(612): View more from Minnesota

Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested

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(813): View more from Florida

I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.

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(773): View more from Illinois

That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper

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(713): View more from Texas

He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.

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(443): View more from Maryland

we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.

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