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(281): View more from Texas

Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.

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(850): View more from Florida

That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack

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(815): View more from Illinois

A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"

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(914): View more from New York

I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Like alphabetically I'd say a v

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(571): View more from Virginia

I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.

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(925): View more from California

I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.

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