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(276): View more from Virginia

Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck

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(360): View more from Washington

And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.

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(815): View more from Illinois

My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.

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(562): View more from California

He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome

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(210): View more from Texas

Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick

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(310): View more from California

My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...

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(214): View more from Texas

Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.

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