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(443): View more from Maryland

she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood

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(847): View more from Illinois

i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink

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(815): View more from Illinois

He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.

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(231): View more from Michigan

I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence

(415): View more from California

shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER

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