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(406): View more from Montana

Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night

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(210): View more from Texas

I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.

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(845): View more from New York

Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.

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(408): View more from California

Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.

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(614): View more from Ohio

i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.

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(928): View more from Arizona

I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.

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