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(330): View more from Ohio

I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.

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(314): View more from Missouri

She went to her drug test stoned.

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And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.

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(954): View more from Florida

I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.

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(314): View more from Missouri

She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"

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(804): View more from Virginia

I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?

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