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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.

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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?

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(423): View more from Tennessee

It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.

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