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(303): View more from Colorado

We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options

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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.

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(410): View more from Maryland

We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...

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