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(618): View more from Illinois

i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.

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(914): View more from New York

Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?

(718): View more from New York

I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?

(914): View more from New York

Smarter than the average bear

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(775): View more from Nevada

he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl

(330): View more from Ohio

awwwww babys first drunken mistake

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.

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