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(408): View more from California

He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer

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(416): View more from Toronto

I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.

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(904): View more from Florida

A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.

(904): View more from Florida

I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.

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(519): View more from Ontario

How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes

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(708): View more from Illinois

Being responsible doesn't make memories.

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(989): View more from Michigan

you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober

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